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Hydrate or Else!

$63.47 CAD
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This is what happens when you don't drink water. Aaand maybe when you jump feet first into mechanical equipment...

  • Threatening
  • Cute
  • Can it be both?
  • Don't let him drip on your carpet!
  • Warm AF

Select Color: Black

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More details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Hydrate or Else! Size Guide

https://files.cdn.printful.com/upload/product-measure/b7/b7aca4d71eccd14a3064fd1246e306de_l?v=1652962719
Size label Length Width Sleevelength
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are given by suppliers and may have a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take one of your own items, measure it, and compare those dimensions to the ones listed in this size chart.

A Length

Position the start of the tape measure at the collar's edge at the top (high point shoulder) and stretch it down to the item's end.

B Width

Put the tape measure at one side of the chest and extend it across to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the middle of the back of the collar, follow along the sleeve's top seam up to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.